Once upon a time a Hawks Men's team met for an away game. Unfortunately they were short of one player. On the way to the game they passed through Henley. They noticed a guy walking along the street with hockey stick in his hand. They drew up alongside.
"Are you off to a game?"
"No, it has been cancelled!"
"Fancy a game with us?"
"Yeah, why not!"
" Hop in then!"
Have you heard about the guy who was getting changed after a match and discovered that instead of packing a pair of his briefs he had a pair of his wife's instead. They were identical in appearance except for a miniscule scrap of lace around the leg. However when he tried to put them on he immediately discovered that they were much too brief in places where it really matters!
On the way home from a Falcons match travellers in the car commented on the unimpressive display put in by one of their number, also in the car.The conversation then turned to soccer, the fortunes of Oxford United, and the cost of watching them.
At this point the player who had been maligned earlier commented what good value the Falcons were:-
"It costs £12 to go to the Manor and watch c**p, and only £9 with Falcons to play like c**p!"
The following week the whole team seemed to be subscribing to the same theory for the first 20 minutes, and were trying to get their monies worth!! However, alls well that ends well: that day Swindon lost, U's won, and Falcons 3-1 half time deficit turned to a 3-4 lead before ending 4-4.
Tanglefoot wasn't bad either!
